Last stop for the prostate massage express.

Paradise is a great documentary

So, everything is exempted then? Because everything’s computer

Just watched it the other day, actually. Not Bong’s best, seems like he was hitting the BONG before making this movie (get it?).

Still entertaining though! I liked the cheese of it all. Mark Ruffalo hamming it up was great, I liked his wife too. Forgot her name.

Wayyyyy tf too long. Yes it is heavy handed, but that didn’t detract from it. Just kind of meh overall though. Felt like Bong was just trying to have a good time and make a fun movie, rather than a piece of art. With that, he succeeded.

It made me horny to think about the two love interests having an orgy with the two Robert’s, so that was great. I wish they did that in the movie. Maybe the sequel.

Also the animals were cute!!! Loved the alien design.

Yea I’m a tankie, I believe all people that use the word “tankie” as a thought terminating pejorative should be thrown in an El Salavadorian prison.

Where is Radio Free America. I want to listen to China’s CIA’s version of our cool radio stations

Name one instance of someone being gross here. You can’t. They’re talking about stinkypoop.net

It’s funny. Trump is the best American. The quintessential American. If all Americans were blended up to a goop and then baked in an oven, Trump would be the result.

Was this also luigi?

Sexy actors looking for work. Think about it.

Demonrats and republican’ts are at it again

My favorite part is when you ask them what you do when it is 100% proven that an election was stolen. Like, January 6th (and more) is the correct move, especially if the captured judiciary is going to sweep a stolen election under the rug/avoid doing anything about it. But these people are glued to the institutions.

What do you people do if it is undeniable that an election was stolen? The answer is vote more?

Anyway I’m gunna go smoke more crack and post on that subreddit.

The fast food pic is legendary. It will be on the cover of history books in the future. Not just American history books. Like 5th grade world history books. Say goodbye to white Egyptian man, hello burger man

This is shaping out to be an even better administration than Trump’s first year. Though some are some normie-picks, like Stefanik, Rubio, and that Waltz guy, a lot of these people are so much fun. Fox News host, gaetz, Miller is back. Just gotta bring in Bannon and Gorka. PLEASE pick Rfk for HHS. God the democrats have ruined us more than they usually do. Stupid fucks you did this i will never forgive you. You could have just given me healthcare

What’s wrong with Montana and Idaho? Surrounded by perfectly rectangular states, but Montana has those weird squiggly lines to border Idaho. The rest of the state has 90 degree angles, except that border. What are they not telling us?

Uhhhh so that happened! This epic meme moment (“EMM,” let’s get it trending!) will be the death-blow to the Drumf campaign. I am a man who is PROUDLY voting for our first woman president!

Kamala wins. Dems take control of the house by overwhelming numbers. Republicans have 51 senators. Nothing gets done, hundreds of federal judge positions are left vacant, no policy is passed except for the “gun down the migrants” bill and “let israel use its nuke on iran” bill.

Charlie Kirk wins the 2028 election in a landslide.

Certified LOL moment

Voodoo? More like doo doo. They’re eating the poop!! Who’s they? Me.

Bernie is such a cuck. Why he be like this. All I wanted to do was swallow his cum