Lol

Jealous?

I just say I’m on the left cause I really don’t know the terms well.

Fair enough

Is semen vegan?

Where did you even watch that?

Dude really thinks he’s Kekius Maximus.

I forgot about the southern hemisphere and was like “Did I lose 6 months?”

Oh yeah shits nasty. It’s just that they pride themselves on having 99c tea cans.

Is it ok that I’m disappointed by this? I’ve been scrimping and saving for a year and now I can’t afford it.

I know that’s a self important additude but I just can’t help it.

Oh shit does this mean Arizona tea is gonna be more than 99c per can?

Notice they’ll save a puppy but will shoot children.

Dumbass should’ve parried the pie

Chuck Tingle’s monthly novels are genuinely, unironically, better than anything Rowling ever shat onto paper

We do. We even have a prison camp for them. It’s called Saturday Night Live.

It’s me. I put shows on in the background when I’m doing something else.

Seconding he’s just checking on you

https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/1hj9ssr/after_helping_cost_kamala_the_election/

We’re going to need wheelbarrows to buy bread aren’t we?

Convince yourself that every tiny thing she does that you find even slightly annoying was done on purpose to bother you.