RIP irony. Again.

This is why I always let the first second or so spray into the splash tray.

Roadkill Fucking Kennedy is gonna stop testing and claim it’s a victory because new cases went down. He eliminated the department that tracks cases of diseases. Them he’ll ship the autistic undesirables to the same wellness farms concentration camps he’s planning to send anyone using SSRIs to. See ya in the camps I guess.

Even if you have to sink it yourself, eh Elon?

You know drilling holes in the boat and then saying you’ll go down with the ship isn’t gonna stop the passengers from stealing your life jacket, right?

A former Activision CEO. Can you announce “hostility to our users” any louder, Discord?

They reinvented and rebranded community gardens. You know what, fine, I won’t complain. If calling it something stupid is the price of doing something smart, I’ll be… Well not happy, but at least not pissed or disgusted. Whatever the middle is.

It’s “Delete system 32” and “magnetize to wipe your hard drive” all over again.

It’s cyclical. The current generation of executive assholes failed to learn the lesson of their predecessors.

I wonder if it’s even plugged in. I mean it’s just an Elon grift, who says he’s even proving a service for his kickbacks?

I wonder if his recent on-camera mania is booze fueled, panic as his life crumbles around him, or both.

My doomsday kit is just a bottle of SoCo and a camping chair.

So that’s $5k per month, right? Right?

“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.

You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them “nuggies.”

Man covid must’ve fried his brain really good and crispy.

Oh hey ya think? Is this kind of deductive reasoning what a masters degree at an ivy league school gets you? Man I wish I could be smart enough to figure that out.

Oh capitalism, is there anything you can’t ruin?

Mind your own damn business you archaic old fuckwit.

I for one welcome our benevolent and generous machine overlords.