Maybe the democrats need to ditch pro-oligarchy anti-woke members 🤷‍♂️

Don’t they have to release you after 48 hours if they don’t charge you with a crime?

Agreed, that’s why I went with 2026. Right up until Election Day 2024 I imagine people were still planning families, but once all those kids are born in 2025 I expect a drop off.

Bet that trend reverses by 2026

I thought the Secret Service fell under the Department of the Treasury

As long as you call it Freedom Points or some other pandering bullshit the super patriots will cheer for it.

Your agenda is…

proceeds to list Republican agenda

Something is really breaking down and I think social media is at the center of it.

I feel like you could apply this to almost every societal crisis we’re facing. It’s like social media took every little crack in the foundation and turned it into a chasm.

They took my freaking kidney!

Titanfall was so goddamn fun. Hey, do you like the combat in CoD: Modern Warfare 2? Do you also want to call in a giant mech suit once in a while? Well buckle up, Buttercup, cause I’ve got a game for you!

But it’s the lesbian teacher who would need to pass government inspection in order to raise (adopt) children 🤔

Probably missed a lot of questions on the math test at the end of the “calculating interest” lesson.

Good to know!

If I were her I’d make sure to tell him in a very public place, and only if he didn’t know where I lived or worked.

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

PSA on an iPhone, by default, if you press the lock button 5 times in a row, your phone will lock and facial recognition and fingerprint unlock will be disabled.

If you’re a US citizen they can only hold you for 48 hours without pressing charges. I no longer have faith that limit will be enforced, but it’s there in theory.

As would a lever-action rifle