God, I wanna squeeze those titties so bad

For a petite gal, Tori takes it in the ass so well

The spectacles do it for me

Left (is that Karen Fukuhara?)

With that ass, definitley Lexi (left). But it’s close though. Ashley does have a cute face. But if I’m fucking on my boat, I’d prefer a hot ass, so Lexi takes it

Chloe Couture (right). I was initially thinking Leigh (left), but the tats of people’s faces on her arm would give me the creeps lol

Morena. Katy comes close, but off late she’s been bleh (imo). So I gotta stick with Morena

Why were the Quickdraw women the least attractive (imo)?!?

My Past: Cowboy (+1 Riding)

The Homesteader: Hailee Steinfeld (+2 Grit)

The Bandit: Gracie Abrams (+1 Quickdraw)

The Sherriff: Tate McRae (+2 Riding)

An Encounter on the Road: Isabela Merced (+1 Riding)

The Bandit Leader: Kate Upton (+2 Riding) - I so wanted to choose Adria, but I can’t say no to Kate

Heading Back to Town: Jessica Henwick (+1 Riding) - I cannot believe I’m not choosing Madison. Easily my fav of the 6 here, but I’m not a fan of Cailee or Madelaine

Margaret Qualley (+2 Grit)

The Tycoon: Olivia Rodrigo (+2 Grit)

Total Scores:

Quickdraw= 1

Grit= 6

Riding= 7

Quickdraw is below 4, so I get shot in the hand, Sydney Rides me and it’s GAME OVER LOL

< 6: Rejected by Jenna

+4 inches: Miraculously, Hailee accepts

<6 feet tall: Hailee is crowned Prom Queen & My roommate is crowned the prom king

Get a drink & wait for them to finish (As jealous of him as I am, I’m not gonna cock block my roommate)

I go to Hailee’s apartment

<5 inches: I eat her pussy, her ass while fingering her, and finish with an anal creampie in her ass

It’s not a kink of mine. But the depressed part of my brain finds it more ‘realistic’ than most other celeb economy games. What’s more likely, a hot celeb fucking you or making fun of your dick? I’d say the latter.

Where it started = The Insider(+1 Mastermind)

The Accomplice= Pom Klementieff (+2 Control)

The Fence= Mimi Keene (+1 Mastermind)

Casing the Joint = Amanda Seyfried (+1 Control)

The Safe= Becky G (+2 Control)

The Black Market= Jenna Ortega (+1 Control)

Karen Fukuhara (+1 Stealth)

The Detective= Aubrey Plaza (+2 Mastermind)

The Getaway Driver= Xochitl Gomez (+2 Control)

The Distraction = Emily Ratajkowski (+2 Control)

Total Scores=

Mastermind=4

Stealth=1

Control=10

My Mastermind is 4, so I got dommed by Gina Carano (Not a fan of being dommed by anyone, but ngl, I might have a fun time with Gina)

And I have onyl 1 stealth so I can’t do anything with it?? Nooooo

Stokholm Syndrome hostages with my 10 Control points:

Olivia Rodrigo = 3

Rachel Zegler = 3

Daniela Melchior = 2

Yvonne Strahovski = 1

Judy Greer = 1

Anya Taylor Joy = 4 (x1)

Kaley Cuoco = 4 (x1)

Anya Chalotra = 3 (x1)

Tatiana Maslany = 2 (x1)

Kendra Wilkinson = 2 (x1)

Natasha Liu Bordizoo = 1 (x1)

Addison Rae = 4 (x3)

Sunny Leone = 2 (x3)

Lindsey Pelas = 2 (x3)

Celeb Backer - Emilia Clarke

Regular Cooking show:

Morena Baccarin (+1 Originality; +1 Reputable)

Saoirse Ronan (+2 Reputable)

Gigi Hadid (+2 Originality)

Vegan Cooking Show:

Miranda Kerr (+1 Originality; +1 Reputable)

Halle Berry (+2 Reputable)

Touring Restaurants:

Scarlett Johansson (+1 Originality; +1 Reputable)

The Information Show:

Victoria Justice (+2 Originality)

The Foodie Show:

Vanessa Hudgens (2+ Originality)

The Wine Show:

Natalie Dormer (2+ Originality)

The Comedy Show:

Blake Lively(+2 Reputable)

Asian Cuisine:

Karen Fukuhara (2+ Originality)

Italian Cuisine:

Giada de Laurentiis (2+ Reputable)

Latin American Cuisine:

Jessica Alba (2+ Originality)

Southern Cooking:

Chloe Grace Moretz (+1 Originality, +1 Reputable)

Total Originality points= 16

Total reputable points= 12

I’ve got at least 12 in both, so it’s a Raging Success

Bonus Celebs= Emily Ratajkowski

Melissa Benoist

I marry my backer, Emilia Clarke

Harem= Emily Ratajkowski, Jessica Alba, Victoria Justice

4,2 = Amy Adams

7,5,10,5 = Friend’s mom, 69, Reverse Cowgirl, On her stomach