Of the entire series, this is the only one I’ve always been holding out for.

To be fair, if they actually had an opinion of their own I doubt they would say shit like this. This is just mindless repetition of the misogynist crap the men around them have fed them. Zero critical thought.

“Laces Out! LACES OUT! LACES OUT! LACES OUT!”

Yeah, the G.I. Joe and Transformer cartoons (and a lot more, I’m sure) were basically created to be commercials for the toys from the get go.

Well now he ghosted all of us.

It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide!

He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.

Weird how this reminds everyone of something different. I immediately thought of Slimer from Ghostbusters.

Mo Donnie Mo Problems

Brave sir Elon ran away,

He bravely ran away away…

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled,

Yes, brave sir Elon turned about,

And gallantly he chickened out,

Swiftly taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, sir Elon!

I’m not the person you were replying to and I also don’t have a good answer to the question, but man, the giddiness I feel at the idea of yeeting every single sales department on the planet directly into the stratosphere… Pure euphoria.

Companies pay loads of money to politicians to have them change the health and safety laws so they can make even more money. It’s a time-honored American tradition.

Haven’t you heard? It rinses away all the covid from the internal organs. If it works for people it’s definitely good enough for chickens.

It’s really simple. If someone is traumatized by something, it was traumatic for them. Sure there are different kinds of trauma but there’s no need to gatekeep or invalidate people’s experiences.

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I want to make everyone aware of the fact that ERM stands for Elon Rumpelstiltskin Musk.

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Fucking same dude. They’re not getting rid of us that easily.

Wait, I’ll come in again.

It’s true. As soon as I’m out of sight of my husband I dock like a Roomba and wait until he returns so I can wipe away his tears and give him a foot rub.

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