What a gorgeous human being @_@

Feeling a touch of gender envy…

Either that or gen-alpha Parker.

I wonder if his spider sense will tip him off to the drones OTHERS send to track him

I think JJJ would’ve paid Peter more if he arranged for pictures that made Spider-Man look more creepy and morally questionable. JJJ probably feels suspicious of all those “heroic” angles.

You stopped being a bad person when you grew sufficient empathy to feel bad about what you did.

But your debt is not paid.

Consider the bad person you no longer are as though they were a dependent in your charge. Everything they did is, rightly, an embarrassment of who you presently are.

You will continue to be a good person as long as you work to make up for the things that your past self did.

Not out of guilt, though:
Out of gratitude that you’re no longer that person.

It’s to make sure they STAY dead.

Unsanctioned resurrections are strictly forbidden.

Yeah you see? You didn’t WATCH ytmnd - you had to READ your brainrot and assemble it from the combination of picture-sound-text yourself. And I didn’t say video–i said PICTURE. some of the pictures were animated, but it was usually only a loop of a couple seconds in length at most! Damn it you whippersnappers, in my day we had to walk uphill both ways barefoot in the snow because snow actually still existed back then!

I’m joking. Generational warfare sucks. I love zoomers and I hope we can get through to gen-alpha and show them a better way than fascism…

If Russia truly has fucked its entire workforce into conscription, they may have to pull forces off the frontlines in order to manufacture replacements for lost equipment and munitions.

Heads buried in the sand praying it’ll go away if they don’t acknowledge it.

… i really hoped i could’ve help push this into happening in the united states, if only i’d stayed in school, gained the credentials to be a science communicator and convinced people.

but now that we’re sending people to concentration camps i really don’t have any legitimate business criticizing china and … frankly i’m just glad someone is trying to cross this particular finish line.

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Look. I wish he could be removed by impeachment. But we need to accept that he’s an outlaw.

He is a clear proponent of extrajudicial capital punishment.

Only an overdose of his own medicine will take him down.

Remember kids: ICE is a human trafficking terrorist organization and they are active shooters. Run, Hide, and ONLY fight if you are cornered.

Make the fuckers disappear. No witnesses? No consequences!

Men will learn to stop being shitty. Or they can choose to die alone.

Boomer negligence and outright malfeasance ruins yet another millennial life on several levels…

If her parents had been fucking responsible, she’d be in less shit right now.

If her parents’ GENERATION hadn’t been FUCKING EVIL, there wouldn’t be as much shit to BE in in the first place.

… If there were a word like ‘delicate’ that did not imply fragility. And smooth. I admire the care you’ve taken of yourself to land such a balance. If this image of you were a drink, it’s clear and clean and refreshing. As a song, a clear melody, sweet and soothing, without distraction. I wish rising from bed on a day off felt more like the way you look.

if the cat gets hungry enough it’ll start to broaden its perspective on what can be food.

broaden it enough and it’ll include you, even.

mood.

at best I’ve been able to finagle some kind of gerry rig of empathy where i can tell that someone else is enjoying it and i can kinda emulate it…

… this has been little more than a survival camouflage, however, to blend in temporarily and only long enough to slip by.

only after realizing and accepting that I’m asexual does it finally click why the “locker room banter” I’d always encountered in life felt so DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE for me. relationships too when we got close to particular milestones. then i wouldn’t be able to maintain the illusion and they would recognize SOMETHING was “off” about me and become obsessed with trying to “solve” me like i was some kind of riddle… OR WORSE: they began assuming that whatever i “must” have “really” been into “HAD” to have been some really fucked up shit.

these people were literally incapable of comprehending that shit didn’t do anything for me.

at least i can appreciate aesthetic beauty in the same way that i appreciate waterfalls or sunsets or shit like that but I’ve never wanted to fuck those either >_>;

I’m in a long distance relationship with my own body, fam.

based, thank you <3