Don’t go dragging me into this!

Aw thanks! I’m definitely not leaving for good, and I’m guessing I’ll still be easy to spot lol. I just think it’s time to shed the name, but I definitely will not be able to change my posting habits

Geography names are a good call! I’ve been trying to think of another vaguely historical pun or whatever, but maybe I need to just keep it simple

Lol this definitely sounds like the Pokemon evolution of my current name

If a dog doesn’t fall for it

I think I’m going to brainstorm new account names and finally try to make a new account here. I’m not very clever and I can’t think of a better name (low bar), but it’s kind of of overdue. Might even take an actual break and but idk

Yeah we’re pumped to have found one this year. Totally makes sense, sounds like a good feast for the holiday! Honestly food based traditions absolutely trump other holidays for me- give me a day dedicated to food over presents and I’ll pick it every time

Shout out to my lovely Dr. Partner for being an excellent buffer between me and their (very nice, totally ok) family that I have a hard time spending time with

Hell yes, we need to get on that too! My partner’s family is in town so we haven’t started yet but I’m so unbelievably hyped. We got a tofurky ham roast, black eyed peas, some cabbage because we couldn’t find collards, and cornbread. What all are you doing with your beanis/black eyed peanis?

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“I’m here to fuck, and I’m not leaving!”

When I quit, it helped to remember that cravings pass within one to three minutes. You white knuckle that long and it passes.

This is good to know, I feel like I’ve inadvertently lucked into doing this so far. Now I’ll actually focus on it, thank you!

So far so good, tyty!

Tyvm!

I’ve put off mentioning it to anyone not to jinx myself but: I’ve been nicotine free for an entire month now! Dunno how long I can go, but anything is better than nothing and I’m actually trying hard this time 🤞

“Mom says it’s my turn to ponder the orb!”

On one hand, that’s kinda nice of your grandfather, but on the other hand, thats the most :lib: way of doing it ever, and it was apparently so exploitable that any attorney could use loopholes to keep it from you

Huge tangent but: This is how Thomas Jefferson approached emancipating (some of his) slaves. He had several enslaved people that he wished to be set free upon his death, but his surviving family argued that their emancipation would negatively impact the functioning of the estate. So most of them were retained by the estate, some being split up between family members - and all of this after being promised by Jefferson that they would be freed. He could have made it happen any time before his death and there would’ve been very little his family could’ve done, but he didn’t.

Halo announcer voice: OAT STREAK!

Hell yeah brother