it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

goddamnit, mozilla is going down. at what speed? dunno, but they’re doing bullshit now.

Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.

iCloud…thats Apple right?

Name this boy band

already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.

The SciFi channel show “Resident Alien” is supposed to take place in Colorado. It is clearly shot in Canada.

they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

So Japan just has a “Cute!” setting for reality.

colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”

the over fishing parallel is a stretch, but yeah, we have been tucked into believing that everything is a service. That our privacy is the first payment for those services. All this data hording will always be terrible no matter how generational it becomes. Under the guise of “industry standard” as if there is no other option.

oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

something something Ai powered something

Already here. It’s called repossession.

I prefer Potato Platinum XL

I’m sure they’re out by now in your area, but 5 gallon jugs (office cooler style) are at Home Depot/Lowes under normal circumstances. or install an undersink Reverse Osmosis system with a UV filter.

Obviously I have no idea of context and I am a publicly educated american…buuuuut, I don’t envision anyone ever being actually “slammed”. A mere series of words strung together is never enough to equate being slammed. Even when it is high-stakes political intrigue. If you ever played full-contact sports or been in a car accident, you might agree. Being slammed or slamming someone bodily is completely visceral, primal, and unforgettable. Comparing political arguements and hypocrisies is like describing FPS video games as actual war. There is no reality in that. And, it’s lazy fucking writing.

ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”