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Cake day: August 20th, 2024

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  • Haynes honestly suck. Chiltons are better, but still aren’t what I suggest looking for: the manufacturers service manual.

    Last time I bought a haynes manual was when I was searching for a vacuum leak. The diagrams for the lines in the haynes were pretty much “yeah, they’re in there. Black. Connect to things”

    Threw the fucking thing in a puddle and did it the hard way. In the rain.



  • Oh no, I called a place billing themselves as pc/linux/security specialists, the guy refused, and then tried to get me to buy his IP cameras. Which I’m not opposed to swapping the control box out, but I am not in the slightest interested in replacing the cameras. They’re good cams.

    As for why not do it myself, I am not computer competent to the level of having any idea where to begin. But y’all motherfuckers get doom to run on microwaves and shit these days, so I was hoping someone would be like, ‘oh, probably not that hard’. Merp















  • Man, I once woke up and couldn’t figure out why my coffee was total shit one morning.

    Turns out, the clearly stated HALF AND HALF I bought the day before was the fat-free version.

    The label was exactly as different as the pic. Same color, same logo, fine print in a color that made it look like a bullshit swirly design along the edge of the color box below the title of the product saying fat free

    HALF AND HALF HAS TO HAVE FAT OR IT ISNT FUCKING HALF AND HALF. You gonna fuckin whip non-fat half and half? Hell no you’re not, the shit that makes it whip ain’t in there

    The company is counting on you mistaking the garbage product that is most likely some form of repurposed industrial waste and nearly free for them to produce, for the thing you’re actually looking for. I mean Christ, invert the colors. Grab a different clipart. Any fucking goon with an iphone could edit those labels enough to be easily distinguishable in 15 seconds, counting the time the thing takes to ‘airdrop’ it