We’re cooked, aren’t we?

How could they have possibly thought this would…

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

Oh! Yeah, that was probably said at some point.

He tries so hard to be cool.

Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don’t trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it’s because their own kids and wives hate them?

He took the oath, as did every member of Congress, and every member of our military.

I suspect we’re going to find out how much the oath is worth.

When I was younger, I used to try to tell a joke, when people asked me how old I am. I’d answer, “I’m twenty-five”, while obviously being much older. They’d chuckle and I’d say, “No, really, I am twenty-five years old.” They’d scoff, and I’d say, “I’m also fifty-two years old.”

It didn’t work, so I stopped saying it.

I can only imagine how long it would take to get it up to standards. Probably cost less to build a new prison.

I’m from Reddit, and I approve this meme.

If it walks like a Nazi, and salutes like a Nazi, then it’s a fucking Nazi.

Renounce the protests, sit the exam, pass the bar, sue the school.

You can get over it with practice. Stop avoiding what you’re afraid of.

There’s 8 billion of us, I would guess it’s pretty high.

Uplifting News

Suck it Bezos.

Hey, Texas, how’s that whole secession thing going? Need any help?

Jeez. I just noticed I’m commenting on 1 and 2-year-old submissions in this community.

Toto, we’re not on Reddit anymore.

White pizza is just bread sticks.

It wasn’t all Orange Julius and great music.

It’s the hovering part that surprises me.

So common, it’s normal.

You got married, built a house, and quit drinking. Soon, you’ll probably have a kid. I suspect most of them can’t relate, and more than one are at least a bit envious, and maybe feel like you left them behind. I was on the other side of this from you, I get why they aren’t calling anymore.

Too stupid even for Trump to keep onboard.