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  • If they were physicists they’d hold the tip of the handle with a pinching gesture, then pull the hammer back to horizontal and let it drop. Swinging with a perfect arc it would thud into the pope’s head with just enough force to hurt anyone who was still alive, and get a response.

    However seeing as they’re still using a hammer to test for brain activity - we can assume the Catholic Church isn’t that friendly to science or something.



  • DarkCloud@lemmy.worldtoComic Strips@lemmy.worldAll about Feelings
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    4 days ago

    It is now understood that you like big, young dicks (and NOT small boomer dicks). This is objectively a great set-up for the joke you’re absolutely about to make. I look forward to your objectively funny response.

    I hope to learn about the comedy and humor from you, as you’ve set up this joke or pratfall perfectly. I look forwards to reading the definitively funny thing you have to say in reply.


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    Did you know there’s only one type of humor: yours (and it’s just for this particular mood you’re in right now) …and don’t let anyone tell you any different!

    If they do, you’ll at least know they’re wrong. It’s a huge mistake to think that what we laugh at or feel is funny, changes with mood, timing, approach, the people around us, or the kind of day/life we’ve had, or to think humor is subjective in any way.

    Humor is yes or no. It’s objective, it’s a science or maths style subject. People who don’t think so are just plain and demonstrably incorrect.