sudo !!

“I’m in danger”

If you want Pluto to be a planet, have the definition of “planet” changed so that Pluto would fall within that definition.

It’s misdirection and makes any laws or regulations specifically mentioning the Gulf of Mexico no longer apply since “tHeRe iSnT a gULf oF mExIcO.”

Yup! That one feels like it should be a record for them!

I wonder the same about the advertising budget for different mega law firms like Darryl Isaacs that has proudly on some of their billboards “We’ve recovered more than $2 billion for our clients.” I’m like, “Yeah and then immediately reinvested into buying more billboards.”

We need to stop the needless CEO killings by switching to universal healthcare! Think of all the CEO lives we could save by doing this!

Lemmy is butter. Reddit is the margerin we had been consuming.

Jesus Christ! No thanks! I can’t imagine improperly placing cabinet knobs on closet doors like that

And if I’m not one of those things? 🫣

Fucking YouTube. I’ve wasted so much of my life and lost hours of sleep because of it.

Any suggestions on where to emigrate? Asking for a friend

Omitting the dot removes Canadian French too

Lol I’m currently experiencing this now with my cat as I read this post

Touchscreens are cheaper UI part too. It saved money and “looked cool”… Win-win for shareholders

The book cover would be a photo of Musk 😆

Feeling for a 2cm x 1.5cm button is way different than trying to read braille.

At least Menards offers a truck you can rent temporarily to transport your large items home.

Human body: I can grow a fully formed human baby OR regrow your big toe nail in like 9 months.

Damn, they’re really on the ball for reminding us for June 2025!

Hey! I’ve said the same thing! You can look at my comment history. :)