It’s not that vampires are killed by stakes and werewolves by silver bullets. Vampires are killed by weapons of the peasantry and werewolves are killed by weapons of the aristocracy.

A kalashnikov would kill a vampire, and a hellfire missile would kill a werewolf.

An AR-15, being a weapon of the petit bourgeois, would kill neither.

They now have 3 examples to cite for “go woke go broke” (Velma, Concord, and now Snow White). Everything else has been either a commercial or critical success or not bad enough to be considered a flop.

No. Engals would though.

He probably also doesn’t want to kill any woman he knows, even if he really likes her hands, because that would make anyone investigating start questioning him a bit more.

Why does something happen every time I’m not on Hexbear all day?

I think he’s just disdainful towards anyone attracted to him whose hand remains attached? He clearly felt disdainful towards the wife of that guy whose life he stole as well.

He went back to hell so he could kill Kissinger again?

What were the Israeli troops doing in the Gaza home?

What were the Israeli troops doing in the Gaza home, motherfucker?

If I remember right, if you go by sheer numbers, Trump didn’t actually gain more support among any group? It’s just percentage-wise, it looks higher, because a lot more people didn’t vote for Harris?

I never heard of Kneecap before, what’s their music like?

Until tomorrow, when Trump decides to reinstate tariffs and make them Infinity + 1%.

The Catholic church could try to fix their membership crisis by having a hot young pope.

So also likely the next Pope will not be a Zionist either?

-1.7% is rookie numbers.

I know we don’t agree with the pope on everything, but NOBODY deserves one of their last moments to be with JD Vance.

There is a Saint Luigi Scrosoppi of Udine, who is the Patron Saint of people with HIV/AIDS, people who would also get screwed over by the healthcare system.

So Pope Luigi definitely could work.

If he becomes Pope, doesn’t that technically mean he has diplomatic immunity due to being head of state? How does that work if someone was accused of a crime outside of their country prior to becoming head of state?

It’s easier to say that it takes place in medieval times than saying “it takes place in a fantasy setting inspired by medieval Europe.”

Uhhh… what is that?

I know people with actual cum fetishes who think about sperm less than these weirdos.

I’ve noticed recently that Wikipedia has been a lot less pro-Israel recently. Like, they directly call it an Apartheid state and what Israel is doing a genocide without any qualifiers, and if you look at the Talk pages on those articles, any time someone tries to bring it up, they’re basically just like “No. We’ve already settled on this discussion.”