CreatingMachines

This is my first time seeing you Smorty, and reading through the comments, I already understood the entire backstory of this post and regret the loss we suffered today.

So, suggestion: dedicated alt-text bot that follows Smorty around, and comments a translation under each of her posts/comments.

Ok thank you.

…do I want to search up what a cloaca is?

Sorry for your loss.

Wait Nitter’s alive? I thought the project died.

NO

do not action the trans

Just a chill guy

Hmm, so can I save on cooking time by adding like a flat 20 whole bulbs of raw garlic to any recipe that needs garlic?

It’s like the crunching fills up the transient void in your head, which you kinda weirdly appreciate since that’s like one of the few times you ever truly focus at the job at hand, without even trying! Since the crunching is so loud that nothing else can really penetrate through that, you know?

This gives me the same vibes as that effect where we can immediately tell that something is wrong with a person’s face if their eyes and mouth are upside down, even if we can’t immediately tell what exactly is the problem.

your nipples are staring at me

drinks it dies

Is that a Kitler I see gracing my screen today?

Dude my whole stomach is like trying to turn itself inside out when I saw that pic, why the ell is this Thatcher effect so weird?

i seem to have put myself right in the cross fire between a troll and others, so allow me to defend myself: I have no idea about US politics, and only started to, well, get more informed in it after the most recent election.

I see that there is a Bernie Sanders website linked in the comments, but I was just wanted to hear from you guys why Bernie Sanders is so well regarded.

I also wish to know this.

I, who do not have a single rat in this race, would like to mention that the post you replied to might be implying /s.

Pushes it back in and close up the entrance. Now stay in there. Forever. (It was a honeypot)

Meta-living