He’s taking the fluoride out of fluorida

I’m so happy that I sunk a lot of money into other currencies a few months ago.

Adipose exceptionalism, tired and broken down.

Incoherence is an admirable trait in the newly inebriated, but not as celebrated in comments on the Internet. I suppose.

Yes. I do not believe there is any chance whatsoever to make America great again, as we were 1 year ago.

Hey, someone has to provide shade for poor people.

Mate, re-read what you wrote.

There can be only one CaptPretentious.

While I hate Trump as much as the next guy, this has been brewing for literal decades. And of course Trump is making a serious catastrophe worse too.

https://media.tenor.com/ltG6dB_-4sEAAAAC/blanche-golden-girls.gif

I hope he doesn’t Betty White.

But if you do that, what happens to that shit?

That explains why you never have any money to pay me back, man.

That’s not a horse, thats a dog.

Utubepublisher, first, as always in trusted news.

Oh boy. I guess that’s another streaming service I won’t subscribe to anymore.

I jiggle my mouse every 5 minutes.

This is like those warning labels. Someone had to really fuck up to get some of those warnings made. Makes me wonder about this hammer.

In nomine patris lustra

What’s really fun is that literally anyone, including you, can be elected pope.