I am sure Elmo will figure out a way to destroy spacex. Just give it some time.

Most people use lock cutters, not disc grinders. This won’t stop a lock cutter.

Too many drugs

Easy. By being selfish and not caring about others.

They can eat my ass

Only reason anyone would ever bring a gun to an airport is to cause trouble.

Rich people problems

Porn

It sure sucks when a leopard eats your face.

Until they start price gouging

And they’ll just use it as an excuse to price gouge. No matter what you lose.

I hate to break it to you but literally every single thing will balloon in price.

Democracy doesn’t exist beyond an illusion.

Dope. It’s all going straight to a land fill anyway.

That’s ok. The movie will be terrible no matter who plays the role.

Cool. Records. Awesome.

Where do you get child rapist from?

The article doesn’t say anything about him raping children as an adult.

You’re just jumping to conclusions.

Most people live in their own ass

America is going to realize

They already know. They don’t care.

Imagine impeachment actually being relevant.

You forgot his first term didn’t you? Lol