• this script was literally approved by the US military

tfw no USAID funding /s

no crying in the casino

“I am not woke; I am just ahead of the curve”

(proceeds to bomb the boise hetero convention)

this is a normal thing to post when peace talks are going well

they really thought we’d understand Linear A and retvrn to minoan/jojo civilization fashion

Guo Jiakun: China’s position is clear, we are continuing the policy of doing nothing and winning

first of all I don’t have sex

if I DID I still wouldn’t have a child for $50k

Dammit I’ve been off in the woods and broke my phone. How come none of you stopped and told me the pope died??? Smh

I would have expect Denmark to have free counseling as part of its public health services

A bunch of sites basically released obituaries about him last year. He had a massive stroke and has been nonverbal since 2023

30cm-long (11.8in)

that’s pretty long in the grand scheme of things. Some would say colossal I guess

Oh theirs more to it then that, a whole lot of fake holocaust survivors out to make money off it

sheinbaum please blackbag this antisemite if they ever step foot in Mexico

our noble Google Maps vs their savage Chang Guang Satellite Technology Co Ltd

after each debate they bring out the fucking dumbest pundits in the office to talk for 30-60 minutes and, I shit you not, “give scores” to each leader for their “performance”, not the content or politics of what they said, just their performance and how much they owned the other guy, WHICH IS CRAZY, does that happen in your country too???

In amerikkka this is the extent of debate analysis. Mainstream news brings in one democrat and one republican spokesperson (they are both extremely dumb). They debate exactly what you are saying. Extremely boring analysis that nobody should listen to

badempanada dancing in the back of hasan’s stream would have sent ethan into a catatonic state

she is one of the strongest supporters of the Wehrmacht and their ongoing genocide, even after enthusiastically serving in it

also I’ve heard she’s an awful actor (not that I would know, I don’t watch capeshit). She’s bombed box offices across the planet

There seems to be some miscommunication in their diplomacy. In america every deal must be explained in terms of burgers. Explaining in terms of football, and not the football they’re thinking of, will only confuse the western brain

ty switching the URL

the zionist regime’s latest ceasefire offer is peace when all groups in Gaza disarm (obviously this was rejected)

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/15/g-s1-60361/israel-hamas-gaza-ceasefire-talks