Probably works better than a Cybertruck.

“I’m an hourly employee, and since no OT is allowed, I am now an independent consultant. My rate is $500 an hour with a three hour minimum charge. Who should I make the invoice out to?”

Aka. Looking for new jobs.

The fact that Bezos folded after a short time is because Trump is just fucked enough in the head to try and destroy his business or kill him. Remember, that barely sentient cantaloupe has the might of the US military behind him.

Or could it actually be that Bezos is pissed at Trump and is sticking it to him to make him look bad?

Sometimes, things are actually as they seem. Straight paths are straight.

Time to play Super Mario Brothers folks. Luigi is more fun than Mario.

The candidates look really different when they don’t have makeup on.

May I ask on what type of electronic device and what location you chose to write your comment?

Interpreters gotta interpret.

Perspective is everything, perception is reality.

This reminds me of a time when I was about ten, I was going to have a bath after eating supper, but I had to clear the table and put the dirty dishes in the kitchen sink. I must have been thinking about my bath, because I put the dishes in the bathtub and was almost to the kitchen sink to have my bath before I realized my mistake.

I am FRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FREE FALLIN’

If two plus two equals five, then we are living in a dream world, much like a video game. If we are living in a video game, we get to choose which character to play. Super Mario Brothers was released one year after Nineteen Eiighty Four. Mario is usually the character most played, but Luigi is there too. I believe that we all need to play as Luigi sooner or later. I like video games, video games are fun!

Nineteen Eighty Four was a good year, although I was only a toddler then. The year after that is when Super Mario Brothers came out. Super Mario Brothers is a fun game. So many people love this game. Mario and Luigi are both great to play. Most people end up playing Mario. How many people want to play Luigi nowadays? Mario is fun, but we should remember Luigi too.

I love playing Super Mario Brothers, it is my favourite game. Many others should play Super Mario Brothers. It is a fun game.

You’re supposed to devote yourself to a year long unpaid internship. Bills? Who cares, you have to live like a slave.

Everyone’s favourite video game characters are the Super Mario Brothers.

What an amazing likeness, this portrait is accurate.

Insert NewSpeak statement here.

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.