Which is why you would want the EU to enter undeclared war on Switzerland, invading the country and replacing their local government, killing and arresting anyone who would resist.

Some of you European federalists seem keen to annex and rule to ensure a full and strong federation.

If we’re headed into a chaotic and terrible time of uprising and war these next few decades, I hope among the things that get shelled and flattened, all of Microsoft’s offices are among them. It would be a shame if, like IBM nearly a century ago, Microsoft remains in the aftermath.

Fecalologist, actually.

Poor Melania and Jill, they’re caught between a foot and a wet place.

Yeah, I’ve been swyping interchangeably between Norwegian and English on the same keyboard for years, and mixed in some Mandarin for good measure. That was on it’s own pinyin thing though, might not have affected the NB EN keyboard.

I write so many wrong words due to swype it’s ridiculous, but it’s so nice to write with otherwise. Maybe I’ve been too slack with it and ruined the prediction algorithm or whatever. Maybe I’m just inaccurate. If I actually care, I’ll make sure to proofread, but often I barely glance.

Probably, given their leverage. Either way, Trump doesn’t think long term. He just thinks about his terms.

Or try harder.

Go full bubble boy.

Ramen recipe:

Make during fall.
Listen to this playlist.

Start with sushi.
Add Indian food. Any Indian food.

You’re done. Eat while watching a movie.

You can’t freeze water. Water is a liquid, frozen things are solid.

You’re thinking of quartz.

Contact Smorty.

As one of the great poets of our time put it, «Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?»

It’s been an American world, boy. Hard not to.

Yes.

I’m not American, my guy.

You should’ve put real cotton candy in a real martini glass.

Hysteria is in poor taste, and I’m sure the guy wasn’t thinking of a slithering uterus.

But Cluster B personality disorders are what some of the more justified instances of suspected hysteria would be called today. Some others would be stress, others healthy responses to bad situations, and I’m sure some would be willing to go into far more detail.

Sounds like a very roundabout way to make homeschooling the only option.

The conclusion of this gay teacher worry is always just banning men from being teachers because you see men as predators. Most likely because they voluntarily surround themselves with predators and encourage it.