It’s really good! I feel like most of the the people who dislike pineapple on pizza is due to the fact that baking chunks of shitty quality pineapple is pretty bad. But that’s an issue with execution, not concept. Pineapple’s flavour profile, sour and sweet, isn’t inherently antithetical to a pizza. Tomato is also sour, sweet and a fruit. Throwing raw canned tomatoes onto a pre cooked pizza base for 15 mins would suck as well. If it weren’t just a burst of slightly too sweet warm pineapple juice when you bit into it it would be fine. Unfortunately, better quality pineapple and preparing it better would eat into profits and people have already drawn a line in the sand, so it’s beyond salvaging.

Treason? The same charge as John Brown? Based.

Nick Mullen got through 6 rounds of interviews at the CIA with yellowface and a cone straw hat before they finally found out he was speaking gibberish and was, in fact, an American and the president of the DSA.

They control what’s classified as information or misinformation. The Spanish sunk the Maine! We must annex the Philippines. Saddam has invisible, undetectable WMDs! We must invade Iraq.

Eight One, the First of August.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PLA_Day

It’s the founding of the People’s Liberation Army, anniversary of the Communists’ first armed conflict against Nationalist forces in 1927

Some of them assume the corrupt government is just pocketing it. Just gonna be waddling around and about with several hundred kilograms of gold in their pockets.

They believed Gaddafi had a secret hoard of gold

Just the LED headlights

What about the rest of the car? Terrible invention. Ruins planets.

One singular time. That’s how often I’ve seen a restaurant have both Alioli (Spanish, vegan) and Aioli (French, not vegan), and the pretentious font and italics the menu used made it difficult to see, and 98% of people would have assumed it was a typo anyway.

I personally blame the French for adding eggs to Spanish alioli and taking out the first L.

Hey Soul Sister by Train

Absolute dogshit

One of the old regulars at work did something similar.

Came in to work every single day, orders a coffee and ham & cheese toastie. He had a conversation with me. In a dream. Came in the next day to continue a conversation about China that literally did not occur in objective reality. I am the only Chinese person he knows. His family moved him to assisted living not 3 months after this event, apparently he did it with increasing frequency with other people

Elon getting bullied out of politics because Xi sent him this

He’s just gonna declare himself the Pope and no-one will do anything to stop him except stern words.

Nah, physical contact with JD Vance just does that to people.

Age of Empires 2 has been going strong for… 26 years? Jesus H Christ what longevity

If 60% of all the food a neighbourhood gets is from this one dude, but the residents of that neighbourhood only account for 30% of that dude’s income, trying to antagonize the dude hurts the whole neighbourhood a lot more than the dude is hurt. Now you have to pay even more, or go without your favorite foods. Meanwhile, everyone needs food, the guy selling food can just make less food tomorrow and spend his time doing other things, or find other hungry people and work out a deal.

The DoorDash drivers have reported bookings for the dude’s food in said neighbourhood have plummeted by 64%. This is bad for the guy selling food. It’s much worse for the people in the neighbourhood who may have to deal with malnutrition.

He did a lot of wildly different things in a way that you can’t really pin him on a modern political compass, so everyone from libs to conservatives are able to find something worth liking about him, thus exalting him further.

He was nicer to Native Americans than other presidents of the time. He argued for racial purity and was against interracial marriage. He greatly expanded the national parks and public land. He colonised the Philippines. He worked with unionists and regulated capital, threatened to nationalize coal if the striking miners’ demands weren’t met, and introduced the concept of “workers compensation” for injuries. He shot animals for fun. He argued for conserving natural resources. He sent most of the US Navy uninvited all over the world just to flex/intimidate. He did an imperialism in Central America.

He was a racist maniac hell bent on expanding the US empire, but believed that at least the subjects of the Imperial Core should at least benefit from the imperialism like the bourgeoisie already do.

Plot spoilers:

Sword Bard as your main character made Honor Mode very forgiving. Rizz, magical support, crowd control, and able to do damage.

Yeah, it’s a part of their doctrine that if someone in your 2 man team goes overboard, you dive in after them.

In calm waters, this boosts the chance of survival

In rough waters, at night, winter, in rough seas, wearing camo, where you were boarding an enemy vessel? They both died.

However, since the US military operates on a “if we don’t find a corpse, they’re MIA/POW”, add another 2 people to the MIA/POW list. Poseidon is holding 2 USian dipshits hostage, possibly in Indochina. Gotta declare war on the ocean like Caligula

I saw a spider the size of my smartphone last night

I simply opted not to go near it

100% survival strategy so far