Respect pornstars.

Same with porn. But now, the only fans type sites are ridiculously expensive and you don’t even know what the hell you’re paying for until you pay.

Those don’t exist.

Bout tree fiddy

Been diagnosed with ADHD, but I just know I’m lazy. You do too.

In my million dollar house in Montgomery county Maryland?

Just fine.

I am the leprechaun.

You is a dumb

The start of the baseball season! Go, Gunnar! Go, Adley! Go, Westy! Go, Mounty! Go, O’s!

“Hey Fuckface…”

Or she says:

“I’m fine.”

Nope. Cloud to Butt still works for me.

Hey bro sorry, I need to pay my rent a week late.

I love my local dish: crab cakes. I hate my local seasoning: Old Bay. Never bought a can in my life.

The thing is I am not trying to change him at all. I just want to do the right thing, and it just seems odd to me that someone would have these beliefs.

I’m so sad, bro. He’s coming over in an hour, and I’m so sad to cut him loose.

We are getting to the point I am afraid of. This sucks.

Where should I go?

Thanks, I appreciate the concern. I’ve had problems with him in the past. But, it was nothing I couldn’t overcome. But now, this is way bigger than me.

Where should I go?