Some pappadums and lime pickle please

Blendermurdering saag

Loving the cat furniture!

I took away it’s juice and told it to go cool off in the corner

Wow! That isn’t usual.

Blenders are not supposed to smoke

I’m sure he will be personally devastated by your remark

I could really go a kebab. Humus, tabouleh, hot sauce please.

Not as nuts a tooth blackening or painting blue veins on your décolletage

There sure are. The guy who is openly running as a joke would get numbered way above many of them.

I was planning below but stopping when there cease being reasonable options.

Local I have to pick a last from Family First or One Nation. Yuck!

Democracy research complete. I have written Nutter next to rather many names. Well meaning ones in several cases but full of crunchy crazies nonetheless. Bring on sausage time!

Hmmmmm… Nope 😝

Cheerfulness at this hour is verboten

That’s a fantastic idea! I don’t know if those Asian cracker bunches count for firework approvals, but I’ve had them let off meters from the house without warning before --panicking both me and the cats.

If there is notice, I start playing some thumpy music (like Rammstein) very low several hours beforehand and up the volume every half hour or so. Seems to help somewhat. There is also a thing called a Thumdercoat.

Yep! Turn them away if you ever get eyeballs on the delivery persons and complain if you don’t so there is some record

bap you stole my mousie

Rock on 🤘

How many hours are you getting out of it? X$ might seem large to begin with but compare it to any one time fun cost like cinema and I’ll bet you’re well ahead

There is a scam where they use your address and a different name to deliver very small items and then send a huge expensive thing once the address is ‘validated’