Reminds of that time when they renamed something the John Oliver Memorial Sewer Treatment Plant

And #5:

bcgm3 for 48th or 49th or 50th president of the USA!

No fair. This technique is for those of us who need to escape torturous misery. You’re just hoarding happiness at this point!

As soon as he’s dead, TPTB better switch everything back to the original names.

Reminds me of stupid me after I received a ginormous family inheritance I went through a phase of buying every stupid little thing that I would’ve never bought before. It was sometime around the implosion of the John McAfee empire debacle I was vaguely aware that something was going awry with him & the company but I was lost in my own little world buying post-it notes at a Staples store.

At the checkout counter the employee brought my attention to a small display of heavily discounted McAfee antivirus software something-something for only $5 and all my conscious brain knew at the time was

“Wow, didn’t that used to cost $40-$75? and McAfee has been in the news lately. I have no idea what’s going on but yes I will pay $5 for this thing.” 🤦🏼‍♀️

It was completely useless and I doubt I ever took it out of the package before eventually throwing it away.

Lost lemming

It’s gonna start to get confusing pretty damn soon, calling everything America. Every body of water, and everything in our solar system.

Because the weight loss comes from muscle first, so Ozempic users MUST eat high protein & lift weights to build/maintain muscle or else their body composition turns into jelly. Ask me how I know 😜

Many neckbeards living in moms’ basements are drawn to Lemmy.

Do you want to like revolting? Or did you omit some punctuation?

Can we, like, revolt already?

First you must master the art of lucid dreaming. Come back and let me know when you’ve mastered that. Then I’ll tell you the next step.

Coping mechanisms are becoming increasingly elaborate with the advancement of time.

I choose to believe that you’re the authentic Bill Murray from OG Ghostbusters.

Anyway how’s her Albanian island takeover pet project going? Hopefully it’s come to a permanent halt before it even started.

Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.

It’s like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.

Is that tire pressure gauge archaic? It’s handy & effective & requires no electricity. I keep one in my glove box.

Don’t give them any more credit than they deserve, calling them a whole entire world 🌍

Sometimes my hair is knotty.

Sometimes I’m naughty.

A moment of silence for those of us who manually deleted all our reddit posts & comments one-by-one then checked back a few weeks later & noticed our posts are still there. Reddit refused our right to delete.