Now im imagining the theoretical most generic newspaper page you could print

Headlines you could write every month

Communism is not about tailing the tendencies of the working class

That would be really funny but I don’t think China likes to meddle in other countries’ internal affairs that way, and I don’t think European countries have the balls to do that sort of thing (although I guess I could be wrong about that)

sure i do mean that

It’s hilarious that he thinks any foreigner loves California enough to exclude them from retaliatory tariffs

surely this rhetoric will resonate well with the American Treatlertariat

While many of you are likely yelling “GO BIRDS” or “GO CHIEFS!” I’m yelling “GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!”

Not until socialism

Then those students can do literally 10 minutes of research to see that none of that is actually happening and that the people of China are pretty happy with the state of things (at least relative to US Americans).

Things that will not be happening

You think climate collapse is a necessary requirement for socialism in the core?

Maybe I should try one again, the last time I had one was like 10 years ago

It’s nasty is what it is

Oh I didnt even think about that tbh. I assumed it was like “oh wow you’re so offended that i said theres 2 genders” type stuff

What’s really hilarious (and by hilarious i mean sad) is somehow only 23% of “progressive left” said people being too easily offended isn’t a problem at all

The debat.

I like cursive and think it should continue to be taught in schools

it’s a little disorienting to see people I would’ve mostly agreed with inhabiting an alien world and speaking a totally different language.

I relate to this so much. Sometimes I look at libs and take a step back and think, “wow, if things had gone differently this would have been the kind of thing I believed in today”

In my experience people who appreciate directness and hate NT social norms to this level tend to be on the spectrum to some degree