lol, get a real job loser

my work computer login screen has those microsoft rotating lock screens and this one says, “AI development is doing critical work for a sustainable future”. lol, by ensuring it won’t happen? fuck off about AI already

it’s a werewolf transition

boys becoming girls

girls becoming wolves

(we need more 30 Rock emojis)

I’d make some coleslaw

I mean, of course he is, every US president is, but that phrase is hers forever in my mind

a fucking fascist.

so they’re just going to attack Langley?

and Ben from Philly just cancelled his trip to the inauguration, hmm

what are the current whereabouts of the liberal driller?

I mean, I guess he supports Christopher Columbus, but I don’t see how that’s really relevant in the present day

Kansas is too flat, I need that higher level of liberalism

oh, right, like how Marx is a Stalinist

maybe, could also be the Gracchi

Doc Brown could have chosen any speed to activate the flux capacitor for time travel, but he chose 88mph specifically because he’s a neonazi

I think if somebody drops something heavy and the noise removed the parliamentarian then they have to shred the bill

that’s the best looking grapefruit I’ve ever seen, well done, thanks for sharing

That pilot’s callsign? Cornpop