This answer makes a ton of sense to me, given how we’ve completely agriformed a huge unbroken swath of the North American continent.

Climate change is like if you get a 10% off coupon for all future burgers, but all those future burgers are way too overcooked and dry to enjoy.

I’m convinced that RFK is a serial killer who gets off on killing indirectly.

If you’ve got access to a 3D printer, I would recommend this one: https://www.printables.com/model/300560-universal-u-lock-mount

It’s what I use for my ulock. You’ll have to measure the diameter of the tube on your bike, there’s a few different variations.

I can make one for you if you want to hit me up on the DMs

Say what you will about the tenets of Blakism, at least it’s an ethos.

entraps individuals in a cycle of responsibility and obligation.

Al Bundy mentality

Haha, yes, self-improvement!

Aside from their controllers, the bluetooth adaptors for classic consoles are also very nice. I find that a lot of classic console controllers cramp my hands, so I’m very happy to use a Pro 2 or a dualshock controller with my old consoles.

I’ve had some technical issues with mine, almost like intermittent super drift (it will occasionally start drifting really hard to the left). When it does work, it’s nice, it’s probably the best of the replacement joysticks. It’s not quite as good as the standard stick when doing very small precise movements (e.g., aiming in perfect dark, or walking with mario, or doing a medium punch in smash). But it’s far better than a lot of the previous replacement joysticks. I do think it’s worth trying out, and having on hand for the future when every n64 joystick has finally bitten the dust.

I think the best approach is still just to open up and grease up the bowl of a regular joystick, and then to maintain a schedule of re-greasing (doesn’t need to be crazy, like every 200 hours or so).

“You are herby invited to a celebration of that time we kicked your ass”

Congress is only gridlocked when they would potentially be passing something good.

I have never once in my life said aloud the word “BLAST” in the way that journos use it.

My back-of-the-envelope math says it somewhere around 30 minutes of minimum wage (minimum, most are making more than that). A shitty 40 of beer in the USA can be as cheap as $3, which is also around 30 minutes of minimum wage (but most people are making more than that). That’s still a little less than 1.5L, but it’s as close to an apples-to-apples comparison as you can get.

This does demonstrate the vast difference in PPP between US and Chinese goods. Beer is definitely part of the “basket of goods” that you can get for a much cheaper price in China.

Doug Ford’s Buck a Beer campaign was unattainable wishcasting.

In China, it’s a reality.

We’ve established that Marx would have been a poster, but would he have been a gamer? (I’m thinking not)

Real “But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci” hours

First, I would accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, since the only scenario where this happens is one where Catholicism is the one true religion and God is telling me specifically to knock it off with the ex-catholic atheism stuff.

Second, “I hear you loud and clear God, I will be the Maoist Pope”. I mean, why else would he pick me?

Step 1 of making an apple pie from scratch

Correction: it’s gay to wash your butt