Mechanical strawberries are also not great for you

That just means you need more of it

Found a fellow dutchie. Also it’s the law that at least one person says “the Germans are coming!” When we hear it.

We are men, manly men, we’re men in tights.

Being resistant to pain killers and anesthesia is a bitch… Drinking is indeed no fun and very expensive, I also woke up multiple times during various surgeries. Also, dentistry is also a major bitch…

Don’t mistake me for saying drafting and war is good. Just that a drafted army fights better than a non existent one.

Maybe, but a drafted one fights better than one that doesn’t exist.

Most primary schools are full with them. Just pick one.

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We need to set examples.

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Heresy

And zen fire ze missiles

But a whole lot better than when alive.

That’s what I call safe sex

Timber born

Dumbo reference

Laces out!