

dril still being prescient.
dril still being prescient.
Also I e-mailed the local animal shelters about the baby squirrel I found and they never got back to me (been almost a week). I went back a couple days later where I left it and the food was all eaten and the box I left in it still had the rags but the squirrel was gone. I’d assume if it got eaten there’d be some rags kinda’ thrown about or something by the predator.
Gotta’ loan my mom money to get the inside cat fixed. Found a place that’ll do it for $230 or something, which isn’t too bad. The fucking local vets here want $800 to spay a cat, which is insane. Love being in the middle of nowhere with no fucking social support at all. Suck ass.
Captured another cat before it got shot by my dad. One left to go. This one let me pet it a bit before it ran off into the woods.
Would be cool if they found themselves psychologically trapped in the buildings where this happens like in the film The Exterminating Angel.
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I was biking through a wooded path when some masked (N95) Zoomer gamer and his little fairy (possibly gay) accomplices jumped me. He took my e-bike, which I’ve named Epona-bike and I could see a Switch2 stuffed into one of his pockets. I followed them into a dark cave but fell down some hole into a wet cavern. Down there he did some weird shaking-dance thing (that he probably got off Tiktok) and magically took away my gaming capabilities – turning me into a gaming “scrub.” He took off with one of the fairies, but the one named Tattle got separated from them and was trapped with me. They recommended we work together to get out of the cavern.
I followed him through the cave to inside a clock tower in a place called Termina. There was guy with a van filled with stolen consoles who said he could help me retrieve my gaming abilities from the Gamer Kid if I retrieve the stolen Switch 2 for him that the Gamer Kid. This town is preparing for a carnival or something.
And there are weeks where sweeps happen.
I apologize to any french-canadian women on here. You don’t deserve this.
Paid crisis actors.
China’s going to achieve net zero emissions just in time for North American sludge factories to start up due to whatever fucked up re-industrialization plans get pushed out.
Yeah, normies just do the “I don’t get that much mail anyway” like they do with all government services
One of the worst attempts at a pun I’ve ever seen.
We live in an economy.
This might work. Going to try this.
And also people would ask why I was carrying a rug around with me, which is harder to answer.
Also was worried people might think I was on my way to dispose a body.
Tried wrapping her in a rug once, Cleopatra-style, but it didn’t give her enough light to play on her Game Boy Colour and people kept asking why the rug I was carrying kept talking.
And before any of you cretins try to argue: the difference between a yoga pant and a plugsuit is so great in both form and function that it doesn’t even need to be elaborated upon.
The Marriot hotel is only a mile away from the attack on zionists in Boulder. Their run could have even gone past it at some point.