Carcrash Georg.

I change it to whatever track I’m on. Komm, süßer Tod!

You joke, but can you honestly tell me this place wouldn’t be full of people making trolley problem ““arguments”” about the obviously correct choice to make?

Well, also that the workers of the world are the villains.

Steam?

In response to a Big Lebowsky quote. Meming doesn’t relinquish meaning.

I mean, it says “dead”, not “murdered”. It could be natural causes, I guess.

…And the choice you make is to opt out. “Opt out” is one of the choices.

the trolley problem isn’t opt-outable

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

See, shit like this is why people hate kenders.

Good idea, though.

Man, just thinking about it makes me wannanevermind…

Well, pressing “compile” does tend to include prayers.

“At this rate, we won’t even have enough of a military to invade Iran!!!”

To be honest, it doesn’t look like that one’s gonna be his decision to make.

At least they seem to be buying domestic this time around. I mean, I fully expect them to Hillary it, despite everything, but it’s not impossible to pull out of the tailspin yet.

The master isn’t angry, the master croaked, and his idiot son with anger issues is in charge now. The only question is if the EU will have the foresight to see the writing on the wall and bail before they’re caught in the undertow.

You remember r/shitamericanssay? Last time he won, there were a lot of people talking about stuff Europe has but America doesn’t, and, if you browse the posts there, a lot of Americans responding how Europe is backwards, in the stone age, and what they do have is paid for by America, out of benevolence.

Well, those folks are in charge now.

“Some, I assume, are good people, some want me dead. You win some, you lose some, I guess…”

Also, how yhe hell does the Akashic record have no matches? Shouldn’t it at least return the query itself?

Also, the vast majority of mammals don’t see green either.