As on old fart living down under, I am not anti American. I am anti current American government and toxic big corporation. Hating McDonald’s does not equal broadly hating the American people.

Maher probably came dressed looking like he was about to sing “Splish- Splash, I was taking a bath”.

Feels like the universe is trying to make a metaphor. The “base” breaking away from the “gold football”. Quotes like “Trump dropped the base” or perhaps Trump is the base. ”The 12-inch base is bronze with a hand-rubbed black patina finish.”

“It’s one small step backwards for man, it’s”, scans notes looking for last section of speech. Shrugs. “I think that’s it folks. One small step backwards it is.”

FlexMex

(Feeds article into an AI document summarisation tool)

Summary: Because money.

I presume the next logical step would be to ask the same of US law enforcement, judicial systems, financial institutions, etc?

Cue the cricket sounds…

“Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo…”

Yep. My poor recollection sounds like the bogan Australian version.

Sounds like someone has a copy of Gary’s Sports Almanac.

“Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front?”

“Fuck off! ‘Judean People’s Front’. We’re the People’s Front of Judea! ‘Judean People’s Front’.”

For some reason this article brings up a childhood memory of an opera singing orange on Sesame Street.

DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

We can’t tolerate transitioning energy. Energy is deterministically male or female at conception.

“Defense network computers. New.… powerful… hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”

Patisserie Chicken

Getting Requiem for a Dream vibes.

Mark Fuck-a-Bird

Pawn Star.

“So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.”