Tell me more about this stimulation estimator. I have… proxamite knowledge of stimulation devices.

When it’s crispy fried shrimp, yes. Any other time, no.

That’s so random of him. It’s a good thing someone accidentally left that breakdancing floor right where he started breakdancing, otherwise that would have been painful.

The Christmas Rap is peak Troy and Abed.

I think you should handle it in the traditional way: request nudes.

Well I don’t know what it was supposed to do, as soon as the pop up came up my browser would crash, I had to “stop” the page from loading before it came up to read the article.

Anyone else getting a pop up issue when they click that link?

What a wonderful bullshit excuse for everything. I wonder if there’s a name for that kind of false logic argument.

Look I agree with the overall sentiment of (laundry list of things that SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING) but no this is not “People being shipped to death camps to be mass exterminated” so stop saying that bullshit for shock value.

But I want to meet the Breadking. I wish to swear an oath of loyalty to his lineage and expand the borders of his domain. THE BREAD KINGDOM SHALL RISE AGAIN.

Yes that’s very on point for the question being asked, thanks.

Hey I have one of those.

Woh, a twofer.

I would 1000% percent watch a sequel to Being John Malkovich called Being Matt Damon, and they keep going deeper into him Inception style, and each layer is another increasingly more convoluted scenario of everyone having to save him.

On the one hand I wonder what kind of dumb Canadian listens to anything Trump has to say and thinks it’s a good idea, but on the other hand I wonder the same thing about Americans who think the same.

Look I am 100% behind Canada on this whole thing, but something tells me we won’t have too much trouble finding alternate sources of fap material.

Isn’t it amazing how such a wonderful concept can still hold our imaginations despite the 27 terrible Hellraiser movies that have graced the screen since the last decent one decades ago?

Vulcan: Do you propose to lecture me on logic? Quark: sigh I don’t want to but you leave me no choice.