You can strike the “itself” in your title there.

Contact admins and nothing else. This post will likely be removed.

Congrats, your brain has been selected to be added to the biological neutral net super compute cluster.

Unfortunately Amazon screwed up your selective lobotomy, accidentally keeping your consciousness intact as your brain is forced to generate legions upon legions of horribly stupid content, as requested by Amazon customers.

Don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

Sorry no can to, we don’t do guns in the developed part of the world.

They saved every IP address.

Don’t worry, the LLMs can fill that void just fine.

Twas a joke my dude.

Mm moist.

Not 4chan!

Stay away from petty bullshit… It won’t help you.

Wrong crowd buddy.

Why the fence, you afraid they’re gonna escape?

It’s the conquering mindset, but played out with money. Capitalism bad.

Oh how I miss those times sometimes.

Every person named “Ads” will now experience horrible pain whenever anyone, anywhere closes an ad. The monkey’s paw closes.

The Island awaits you…

If you get the proper gear, clothing etc. - - still better than a cubicle in urban hell.

Spike it with amphetamines, work and then realize that suddenly three days have passed, you forgot to eat and the universe is a little bit closer to said entropy.

Go and buy a cape, you absolute unit!