SNL

its saturday, so… TV show, i guess.

its not terrible, it just sucks that its not automatic. i am not on windows and dont want to be treated like i am.

when you cant get or afford health insurance, you take what you can get.

it fucking sucks when the pot is empty, so if you kill the joe, you make some mo’

it looks like he worked on the original sonic movie : D

i see bourbon in our future

nevada be like “only 30%?”

[drops protected land]

Fry’s Electronics.

everyone in the store was on commission. EVERYONE. depending on your position and department, you earned commission differently (even the supervisors and managers were on commission).

the people that worked returns got negative commission. their initial rate was based on how much the store sold, minus a % of what they returned - the harder they worked, the less they got paid.

software department shared their commission. everyone in the dept got the same amount of money added depending on total department sales.

salesmen in most other departments had positive and negative commission - commission was based on the item, not on a % per item. they pushed hard for people to not buy what they needed/wanted and instead buy the biggest commission item.

cashiers brought in a total commission based on how much money went through their register, so salesmen would bring their giant purchases to their friends instead of them getting a random cashier.

loss prevention (dude standing at the door checking receipts) got commission based on how valuable any errors were on the receipt.

enforcing an attitude of hoping your coworkers like you, hoping they want you to earn money, dont work in the same department, make tons of mistakes, and not return anything was a horrible work environment.

yeah - the dogwhistle language was pretty much “jail the brown people”.

i’m sure my mother is estatic. she told me she is scared all the time because one of her neighbors is chinese (she doesnt know them or talk to them; i have never met them… and neither has she, officially). that is the only basis for her fear - she makes up stories about them and everything. the last story she made up was how they were running an international crime ring to get more chinese people to live near her…

fucking white people :(

“Piratize [sic] social security” is my favorite sign, hehehehe

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another good one: https://steamdb.info/sales/history/

(in regards to the first paragraph) there are more than two reasons to play video games. “choose one of these pre-selected answers” is probably not the reason for most.

pea juice*

peas do not have nipples.

well yeah, kids suck. wife and i agreed to not have kids because we hate them. <.<

lol. reply to them with 🖕

i get fined if i have a garden in my front yard unless the ground is covered by 50% or more “green”. its fucking dumb.

my lawn is even slightly out of the way and behind a short fence. its like the perfect spot for free food for everyone walking by.

a.k.a. they are tired if getting sued for stealing your data illegally, so chatgpt wants you to sign a waiver.

i still think the “Broadband Facts” requirement was one of the top 5 things to come out of the biden presidency. i really hope that stays.

NOVA! D: