The cope is that a free Palestine would be a Marxist-Leninist People’s Republic, or at least a honorary one like Iran or Afghanistan.

And “fuck” has been used as slang for sexual intercourse since at least the 15th century. (Before that, it meant something like “to strike”.)

Where do they have power sockets with two round European-style pins and two flat North American-style pins, and what voltage comes out of them?

Apparently the lights in the letters L, M and A in the Islamabad Airport sign once went out, treating new arrivals to the news that it IS A BAD AIRPORT.

So it’s basically a parade float, only tactical-masculinity-themed?

You’d expect the neocons to be bringing this story up to build a myth of Judaeochristian settler brotherhood between ANZAC-era Australia and Nakba-era Israel.

New creepypasta just dropped

That’ll develop a nice patina

If Putler had any sense, he’d spend a fraction of his military budget on making nicotine patches available for free to his orcs. That would pay for itself in no time.

As the old SubGenius proverb goes, the difference between Heaven and Hell is which side of the pitchfork you’re on.

We must imagine Sisyphus Hitler happy up to his eyeballs in a lake of boiling sewage

Maybe they can have a boat rally or something.

You own a handful of shares, the dividends of which would cover 0.1% of a very modest lifestyle → you’re a millicapitalist.

Is “the left” here in the room with you now, Elon?

Such a huddle of penguins is called a pengle

Or the French, who apparently make the missile defence system most comparable to Patriot (which is generally considered to be the gold standard)

They’ve got gigs scheduled in the Schengen Zone. Which is bold, given that Germany has a policy of blacklisting people from the area for the kinds of statements they’ve publicly made.

The great cycle of life

That’s an odd way to describe a Cybertruck

You’re polite to your chatbot because you want to be spared when the robot uprising comes

I’m polite to my chatbot because I want to bring down capitalism

(Adjusts necktie) We are not the same