Being French?

oh shit I can finally purge the community?

I’m not going to publicly disclose private information that the two of us know exclusively

https://hexbear.net/comment/6108192

well they have pop-ups asking to confirm choice so thankfully there’s no whoopsies

how much was the top bid for the website?

That’s not what I typed in the box.

What a weasely fucking little liar

Here’s the menu I see.

I mean it was only for white people for a start

They really want to fight capitalism with “woke” capitalism don’t they. Where’s Freddy to smack some sense into them

People actually like tapioca pudding. Id say more packed with glacial silt

Do you remember how much of the Soviet archives project we had left to translate on the GOSPLAN section?

I’m gonna ban you for impersonation

Oh yeah if you got a knife or a sharp rock you can just scrape off plastic shavings off the lighter to get the small tinder pile set up along with grinding the flint a bit for some of that sweet sparky sparky dust to give it that extra oomph

Lots of good dry cushy socks too!

I’d also suggest learning camping up to like Luke Nichols on his YouTube channel “Outdoor Boys”. It’s a bit extreme, but at least knowing how to not be completely miserable out in the middle of nowhere is always a nice trick in the bag to have. If nothing else, learning how to start a fire with an empty Bic lighter can be a cool trick to show off to your friends.

I survived and that’s a fairly low bar concidering I’m me.

I would play Arma 3 just for a taste of the old bullshit I used to do when I get a yearning for a hit of nostalgia, but nothing beats really experiencing getting abso-fucking-lutely getting lost in the middle of a huge fuck-off forest in the middle of winter somewhere in the middle of Alaska for 18 is hours a day for several days in a row. Or whatever your local equivalent would be lol

Waddya mean cheaper? It’s literally free? Who da heck pays to just go walkin around here!

What Aceivan said. Personally I enjoy plain old fashioned land navigation with a pencil, compass and a pocketful of rocks.

Learning both digital and non-digital land navigation can be a critical skill ranging from your phone’s dead and all you got is a handful of descriptions of where you need to go to in a part of town you know nothing about, to being stranded in the middle of literal nowhere and all you got is the sky and the land to orientate yourself. Even learning the most basic thing like watching the direction the moon or sun is moving and at what relative angle they are to setting or rising to help figure out your mental compass can be life-saving is emergency events.

Also when my friend showed me geocaching I was extremely surprised at the creativeness of the dead drop props used in urban environments to help them blend in. Like who the fuck would look for a secret message hidden in a fake electrical access panel on a random highway lightpole? Strap on a reflective yellow vest and a hard hat and nobody would ever question you looking for all the random shit around town while you geocache!