They actually do just make spreadsheets and slideshows after reading financial numbers for 20 hours a day, it’s pretty dumb
They actually do just make spreadsheets and slideshows after reading financial numbers for 20 hours a day, it’s pretty dumb
Because if they make MD (a senior title in I banking), they can make millions per year in their 30s
If they don’t, they can exit to private equity, venture capitalism, etc. and also make stupid amounts of money
They chose this themselves instead of settling for a lower paying yet still very cushy finance office job
We have a lot of those on Twitter already sorry
Can I ask why you’re in mutual funds?
I’m not too knowledgeable about all the passive long term investment options out there but afaik, there are only a few options that make sense depending on what you want:
SPY ETFs (or maybe some other broad American market ETF like QQQ) with low expense ratios and high volume since you can trade them intraday vs mutual funds where you can only trade them interday. I also believe you get taxed on dividends on mutual funds even if you don’t sell? Whack
High interest/yield savings accounts for guaranteed low risk returns
Money market funds (can be better than savings account for potential tax savings due to certain states tax rules and government obligations)
Because their jobs are sitting at a desk all day playing video games talking to a bunch of children in an Internet chat room
You either have to be fucked up to be able to do that job or that job will eventually fuck you up
Same reason why tech bros are all incels
Absolutely, they’re valued at 300B rn with insane losses and not that much revenue. Definitely the most overvalued company since Tesla
They’re unironically priced at having a non zero chance of achieving AGI within the investors lifetime lmao
It’s the next level disruptive innovation in car safety. Instead of crumple zones, it has disintegration zones
Missed an opportunity to replace Russia with Hamas tbh, if I was an evil fuck I’d do that
One country’s trash is another country’s treasure
Depending on where the app detects you are, google maps shows different borders and names. So to some countries, it’ll show “Gulf of America”, “Gulf of Mexico”, or even “Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)”. This is just based on what they perceive to be the most popular politics are in that particular country/government
A famous example is that the borders of India are slightly smaller or bigger depending if you’re in Pakistan, India, or China due to all the border disputes those 3 countries have the region
Omg I’m looking at the pull request for this change right now and there’s almost 100 comments on it
Most of it are random software engineers from various ethnicities suggesting better translations for the non-English changes
People were debating exactly what the geographic boundaries/regions are for the which version you would see to decrease the odds of overall public backlash worldwide
Some people were trying to protest the change and citing laws and saying Google shouldn’t kowtow to Trump
The Toronto Mandemz of Fam Liberation
Can’t wait to join their Yute Wing
incel spotted lol
Calm down OP, I know a ton of Stanford grads who are 30-50 years old and they’re all dumb as rocks in anything other than finding the G-spot on a computer
These people were never exactly the gold standard for conversation/speaking/social skills
Lush pays BELOW market wage for retail workers y’all. They take advantage of their strong branding and their fans hoping to be employees + the strong female and queer retail employee base to undercut salaries
This isn’t a Costco or In N’ Out type company
ya, it blew up after ppl on twt found it lmao. it’s a dumpster fire of chronically online fascists
her entire account is just a massive yapfest about random stuff haha I love it
I’ve heard that younger zoomers and younger are very gender segregated in social interactions. Friend groups are more singular gendered, parties will have less mixed gender conversations, etc.
It’s possible that boys with a more active social life means they actually disproportionately interact with other boys more, while the online ones may actually interact with girls more, especially since lots more girls are in popular younger online spaces now like Tiktok and Roblox