Spaghetti, or penne?

When I was in the reserves we fantasized about getting an unlawful order. So many E4s just itching to tell an officer to get fucked.

In theory you could have a system that monitors input and then uses a precise amount of water to vacate the bowl.

People are surprisingly easy to manipulate.

I told my now wife everything as it came up, I never hid anything from her. Also I had already cut ties to almost all of my family.

When people tell me " your parents raised you right" I respond with " no the family dogs did most of the raising, my parents served as a bad example"

When a car is following another there is a safe speed for the distance between the cars. If the person in back can’t maintain the proper distance, it is the person in fronts responsibility to maintain the proper speed.

The trick I learned that helped most was to mix everything together just enough to combine, you want to get as little gluten as possible.

Oh, that could be fun.

Yeah they define female as member of species with largest sex cell but also state the sex person is at conception is their sex, therefore we are all sexless.

Pretty sure getting banned from a community is feedback. I have found that the people who scream “free speach” don’t want feed back, they want to hate and they want to hurt others.

My ex would try to maintain an exact speed by slightly ecxelerating then let off the gas over and over, just tap tap tap on the gas. 100 miles of tiny lurches.

I had something like this once, in that case it was front io connected to wrong pins on motherboard.

And every one of them is hot.

I can honestly see them kicking Vance out putting puppy killer in as VP and declaring that the election should be postponed for 6months so she can have the same chance Harris had.

That’s his shirt. You can tell by the antenna.

As a punk kid living in the world of Reagan, I cared a lot.

Is there a single person who would not pay money to watch Nic Cage in a serious role portraying a “cool guy” while speaking in Gen Z slang.

“on god fam, this bitch lagit drives itself”

Ok so by my math it would be close to 6760 quarters they would need to lose,so assuming a rate of 1 per day they would have started at the age of 16 and lost the last one at 30.

I can only assume that at the age of 30 our hero packed it in,quit hanging around looking for dames, got serious about that whole time machine he was thinking about, jumped into 2024 and made this post as a warning to all of us.

Dammit no, yesterday I woke up with the idea of a knight rider reboot where Kitt is a barely functioning cyber truck, Nic Cage is a 25 year old Michael and the script is 100% AI written.

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