Trailblazing Braille Taser

I think they’re referring to A Wizard of Earthsea? It’s been on my reading list for a few years now, but I still haven’t gotten around to it.

Me texting:

• 👍
• 😬
• 😂
• 🤯

Man Bun™ was created when a regular rabbit ate a radioactive turd. Now he can anthropomorphize at will, leap tall buildings in a single sproing, be super jacked, and destroy his enemies with Mach-5 poops.

Would you have preferred an awk script?

Yeah, exactly. I don’t get it.

Hehe, I was just poking fun. I love FOSS and don’t disagree intellectually with this stuff, but the way it’s presented is a little off-putting to me. A bit too dogmatic for me.

You can’t do incremental builds with just. I don’t see how it’s a replacement?

If Data had feelings, he’d be very upset right now.

• Free as a bird, and this bird you cannot change
• Free to do what I want, any old time
• Free ride, take it easy
• Ok I ran out of songs now. Free as in malloc?

One is his name, the other is not

How did you disable old fart mode? Asking for a friend.

One is actual factual reporting, the other is editorializing.

If only pathogens could see party lines

Sorry, I was writing that in Trump’s voice. I am an American who loves and contributes to open-source :)

Freedom isn’t free as in beer?

Infamously, he’s the Zodiac killer

If it’s free, then why are we paying for it?

Guess I failed the Turing Test. Hope the humans don’t turn me off.

At some point when every human on earth that can use their service/product is already doing so, where else is there to go?

Ooh, I know:

• Charge more (for less)
• Autocannibalize (layoffs)

I don’t even have an MBA, can you believe that?

Usually I remember the inflection and number of syllables of the word I want, just not the actual sounds.