Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 年前Your perennial reminder that Keven Sorbo is an idiot.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square131fedilinkarrow-up11.38Karrow-down127cross-posted to: murderedbywords@feddit.ukclevercomebacks@feddit.uk
arrow-up11.35Karrow-down1imageYour perennial reminder that Keven Sorbo is an idiot.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square131fedilinkcross-posted to: murderedbywords@feddit.ukclevercomebacks@feddit.uk
minus-squareYtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up69arrow-down1·1 年前Santa died for our sins
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 年前You didn’t hear it from me, but word on the street is Jesus faked his death and has been living under the false identity of Santa.
minus-squareMarleyinoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前Dang, no wonder he can do it all in one night. It finally makes sense!
minus-squareChakravanti@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前So that whole bit of dead for three days was basically just really good dope.
minus-squarejasondj@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前The Bible was written by dyslexics. It’s actually about dogs and Santa.
minus-squareChakravanti@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Okay but Santa is just a prophet. We should put him upside down.
minus-squarebanneryear1868@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Santa/Sinterklaas is based on a Christian bishop and patron Saint who is attributed with giving gifts in secret.
Santa died for our sins
You didn’t hear it from me, but word on the street is Jesus faked his death and has been living under the false identity of Santa.
Dang, no wonder he can do it all in one night. It finally makes sense!
So that whole bit of dead for three days was basically just really good dope.
The Bible was written by dyslexics. It’s actually about dogs and Santa.
I want that on a t-shirt.
Okay but Santa is just a prophet. We should put him upside down.
Santa/Sinterklaas is based on a Christian bishop and patron Saint who is attributed with giving gifts in secret.