In a recent alarming incident, the Phoenix Police Department has arrested 35-year-old William Hill in connection with the use of a laser pointer against a commercial aircraft. The episode unfolded shortly before 5:30 p.m. on Thursday, with reports indicating that Hill was targeting planes as they prepared to land at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport.
CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE GREEN LIGHT! CROTCH RAY! YOU HAVE SEND YOUR LASER BEAMS INTO THE NIGHT!
Ugh now I have Crotch Ray stuck in my head
Crotch ray!
You don’t have to blind those pilots tonight!
Shoot the planes for funnies,
You don’t care if it’s wrong or ifs it’s right.