In a recent alarming incident, the Phoenix Police Department has arrested 35-year-old William Hill in connection with the use of a laser pointer against a commercial aircraft. The episode unfolded shortly before 5:30 p.m. on Thursday, with reports indicating that Hill was targeting planes as they prepared to land at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport.
What in the generative AI nonsense is that header image? A mysterious man is lasering the moon, while his crotch ray attacks a low-flying jet and another beam shoots from his briefcase towards parts unknown, and a confusing late-night aerobatic demonstration takes place in the background?
It seems like you’re challenging the journalistic quality of the bastion that is newsbreak.com.
CROTCH RAY! YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON THE GREEN LIGHT! CROTCH RAY! YOU HAVE SEND YOUR LASER BEAMS INTO THE NIGHT!
Ugh now I have Crotch Ray stuck in my head
Crotch ray!
You don’t have to blind those pilots tonight!
Shoot the planes for funnies,
You don’t care if it’s wrong or ifs it’s right.
The new American dick-laser. It’s a super weapon five times more destructive than the death star
If anyone invented a dick laser, it would certainly be us.
Us (the us) or Russia.
We both have the qualities necessary to think that were a good idea.
It looks cool.
Can’t wait for the movie! 🤣
“In brightest day, in blackest night, …"
Good, fuck that asshole.
“Hey let’s try to blind the people piloting large metal objects hundreds or thousands of feet in the air, potentially causing a crash! I always have the best ideas.”
Driving the Aerial Bacon away with laser pointers only works if you have dozens of people participating. Otherwise you’re just shining a beacon at the people inside, straight from your own hand.
That’s a paddlin’
How do they track down who was shining it?
It’s shockingly easy to get a location on a really bright, stationary, directed beam of light.
If you are pointing with it, it is literally pointing back at you
Right but in the dark you can only see a general area below you unless you’re already close to the ground. And even then all you have to do is…not be standing in the same place for hours at a time
LuL. I just cancelled today’s laser to helecop game
File this under FAFO.
Dusts off hands
Pack it up, were done here.
