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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

A handy guide this holiday season.

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A handy guide this holiday season.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    The overlap between gangster rappers and Santa: cap

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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    • oo1@kbin.social
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      slay

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      Shorty get your ass over here

  • doctorcrimson@lemmy.today
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    Why does the bottom overlap section being empty bother me so much?

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Wouldn’t it be correct top have another ho - I guess it’s redundant…

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        No because then rappers would say “YO HO HO”

    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      ∄ no sound from Gangsta Rappers who are also Santa, except from those who are Pirates

      • doctorcrimson@lemmy.today
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        Snoop Dog actually makes a living off of his sounds.

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          Is he Santa? Then he must also be a pirate.

          • doctorcrimson@lemmy.today
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            He is indeed Santa, and also the lead singer of Korn, but I’m not confirmed on if Snoop Dog has ever committed piracy.

            • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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              Well then this proves it!

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      That and the Ho Santa section, that’s not how Venn diagrams work.

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    I remember seeing ads for a gay christmas party called HO HO HO MO.

  • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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    Worst venn diagram ever.

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      I mean this IS a shitpost community

      • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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        Very true

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    We say “Yo, ho!” but we don’t say “ho,”

    'Cause “ho” is disrespectful, yo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://www.piped.video/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Where is the circle for Hostess HoHos?

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    The overlap between gangsters and Santa should be …

    Hole

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      Drive bys

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      deleted by creator

  • JinFox@lemmy.world
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    There should be an encompasing circle that says Brook from One Piece

    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      Yo ho ho ho IS Brook

    • capitalpb@programming.dev
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      I’ve had the damn song stuck in my head since I saw this post.

  • Lophostemon@aussie.zone
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    Genius

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    Santa has an extra ho, that’s what was weird until I put my finger on it.

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      That extra ho is yo mom

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        That’s another thing my mother and gangster rappers have in common! Aside from being incredibly concerned by my daily choices.

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        Oh what a laugh it would have been

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      He does? At least in America, I feel like “ho ho ho” is the traditional number of hoes.

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        The venn diagram has a ho entry where there typically isn’t an entry.

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    this doesn’t clear up anything

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      Don’t harsh the holiday buzz, man.

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    This is missing Metal Gear Solid V: Whoa Ho.

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    Any Ho’s in the house?

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