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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish ·
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How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:

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How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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    Can someone explain the use for this?

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      It’s used for HPLC analysis, where a lot of ports are needed to connect all the little tentacles of the machine

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        Yep. But the cheaper alternative is a regular bottle with one cap that has multiple ports for the tubes.

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      Probably chemestry, for mutiple attachments.

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        HPLC is High Performance Liquid Chromatography, a chemistry method that’s used to analyze chemicals. Don’t know why they would need this thing though

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      Heck of a party bong

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      Multi-subject piss test

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        Wouldn’t want to be the guy that gets the top

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          • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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            So … either attach a tube to direct the flow … or just place the bottle at the right angle and just free base it?

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              Spray and pray, baby!

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        Yum

  • don@lemm.ee
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    This fuckin bottle’s got four side necks and here my bitch ass has only one regular neck

    fuckin bullshit man

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      Has genetics gone too far?

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        CRISPR’s been given too much power

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    Scientists invent new cost-cutting measures for Amazon drivers. Sharing is caring.

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    I love how “improv” hplc bottles always look. I’m pretty sure this is a 200 euro piece of glassware, but it looks like 20 bucks.

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      200? Try 1000. It has “analytical” in the name, so you apply a 5x upcharge to the “science” price modifier.

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    This would be a great dog toy. Put a hole in one of the caps (a treat-sized hole) and stick a rod hrizontally through the bottle, so that it can spin around it’s axis. Than fill it with treats and your dog will be entertaint for hours.

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      Except that its glass, that might be an issue.

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        Poor doggo :(

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    My lab used bottle caps with four holes in them for mobile phase intake. I’ve never seen a single bottle used for more than a couple HPLCs, but I suppose there are niche use cases out there.

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    Lab tech: opens with one hand anyway

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