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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon asks a girl out

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Anon asks a girl out

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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    You miss 100% of the chances you don’t take.

    Good on anon.

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      You say that, but now I’ve been electronically tagged for hanging around a train station toilet naming people’s penises.

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        Joe, get off of Lemmy

      • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        Can… Can you name mine?

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          Squiggly boi

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          Xandorp Writhingshame

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        What kind of names do you give them?

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        How’s your half-brother Fabio?

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      Yes, but also chances sometimes are coupled to contra-chances that trigger instead and are scary enough to warrant avoiding the whole thing.

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        We need to teach young men that it’s okay to be rejected when asking a girl out and not to be so hard on themselves.

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          And also teach young women that rejection doesn’t mean looking at them with a disgusted look and saying “Ew!!”

          tHe WoRsT sHe CaN sAy Is No

          No. No it’s not.

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      When all those chances are realistically 0 it doesn’t matter…

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        Are you okay my friend?

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