BMW M5 touring with all the bells and whistles.

Plus a load of extra tires, until I get bored…

Audi RS6 Avant or Porsche Panamera Gran Turismo; those are station wagons, fight me nerd.

I would also accept a Subaru Legacy GT-B or an LS swapped Volvo V70R.

Do hatchbacks count as station wagons? Or is fake wood paneling a requirement?

Late '70s/early '80s Toyota Corona. Seats six, mechanically bulletproof. A neighbour had an '81 for a while in the 2000s, should have offered him the fair-value for it, but I didn’t have change for a 50.

1970 Chevelle SS Wagon with a 454 and Cowl induction hood

Mk2 Ford Mondeo ST200