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voight [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

I was about to cave and get fast food on my lunch but then I remembered what it feels like to have a line item waiting to be prepared. Physically lodged in your brain like a splinter. I'm out fuck thi

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I was about to cave and get fast food on my lunch but then I remembered what it feels like to have a line item waiting to be prepared. Physically lodged in your brain like a splinter. I'm out fuck thi

voight [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to chat@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Oh shit. New dieting strategy unlocked: guilt. Someone has to make that shit for me. I used to make sammiches at Subway. I’ll grab a pre-made salad for lunch today.

    • voight [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      I don’t think I could even go into a subway with people I haven’t leveled with in a social situation, you know the time you’re literally required to go to the food place and spend several tens of dollars (ENTIRE TENS). I’d freeze like my pathing broke and fake a heart attack

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’ve been laid up with the flu for the last few days and the only thing I want more than anything else right now is a couple of spicy potato tacos from Taco Bell

    But I don’t want to get anyone sick and I’m not driving to the place because it feels like my limbs are made of styrofoam

    So yes, fuck it, I’ve got some Cheez-Its and chicken noodle soup somewhere around here

    • voight [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      There’s something about protein rich foods like probably not helpful now that you’re made of infected pudding instead of meat and bone, but I swear eggs and beans turned things around when it felt like the virus was WINNING last time

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        @FlakesBongler@hexbear.net also citric acid seltzers (eg spindrift, grpfruit lacroix) are just a godsend for congestion. don’t skimp on b12, vitamin D, C, or electrolytes

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          No worries there, I’m pretty sure I have some grapefruit seltzer

          Well, either that or lime

          I should be set on vitamins too

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            🫡

  • ksynwa_from_lemmygrad [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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    what it feels like to have a line item waiting to be prepared

    What does this mean?

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      working as a line cook, having orders pending, having to make multiple items at once due to differing cook times, etc.

      the horror of being a line cook

      • ksynwa_from_lemmygrad [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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        Thank you

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      scientists are still trying to figure this out

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    What did you get instead?

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      nothing i have some hazelnuts. you’ve seen thru my bravado. we have no plan here

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        gommunism is when no food (because of worker solidarity)

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    CW: Line Cook Trauma

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      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.zzls.xyz
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video

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