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  • Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world
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    Consider the following

    Saxophone - Persephone

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      Sax-oh-fo-nay

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        Huh, the way I say Persephone (per-seh-fuh-knee), Saxophone would be pronounced sax-aw-fuh-knee or maybe sax-oh-phony (the way I say saxophone normally in my accent is sacks-uh-phone)

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          Yeah, “ay” at the end is closer to the original Greek than the “ee” way we say it in English.

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            TIL, thanks!

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      Michael Bublé - Google

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        Canoes - Volcanoes

      • Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world
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        This one is cursed

    • ██████████@lemmy.world
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      MalEcoLes ParTecUles

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    This reminded me I play an online game with a guy who signs in as Testicles, the Greek philosopher.

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      Ah yes, I for one live by the Testiclecratic Oath.

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      My partner recently bought me a stuffed cat that has giant balls. It’s hilarious, long story. Anyway I’ve named him Bophades.

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        Bophades

        I’m familiar with the legend, yes.

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      Testicles and the sack of rome

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    Can someone help me out and tell me how they would be pronounced?

    I think I got par-teh-cleese.

    Moe-leck-you-leese?

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      What you wrote looks right to me.

    • DroneRights [it/its]@lemm.ee
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      Mol-eh-cue-lees

      Par-tik-lees

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        Par-tik-lees

        Probably pronounced the same but my brain breaks it up like this:

        Part-ih-klees

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        Testicules or Testiklees?

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          Testicles doesn’t have a U in it, so the second one.

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      Moe-leh-cleese, to make it more like Hercules = Heracles in Greek.

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        deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

  • vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Just like tentacles and obstacles!

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      And testicles!

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        The mighty Testacles, completely immune to any type of scrotal discomfort (like a true manwhore).

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          Archenemy, Patella the mighty.

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          https://assassinscreed.fandom.com/wiki/Testikles

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          Socratal*

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          Testicles the Younger and Testicles the Elder or am I confusing with the Testicles twins?

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            You mean the Testa Bros? Those are Romans.

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              Nope, Chuck Testa.

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      I can no longer read tentacles without thinking “Don’t buy a boat.”

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    I would also like entomologists to pronounce the insect orders properly. That ‘p’? It belongs to the ‘-ter’. It’s ‘pter’, for wing. As in ‘coleo-ptera’, the ‘shield wing’, not ‘col-e-OP-tera’. Or ‘neuro-ptera’, the ‘lace-wing’, not ‘neur-OP-tera’.

    We actually put the accent on a syllable THAT DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST in the Greek.

    Fucking nonsense.

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      Helico-pter

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      I learned from ESLs. Sue me.

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    Brain has been patched. I can’t undo this now.

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      Lemme ruin ‘testicles’ for ya too.

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        One man’s ruin is another man’s treasure

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    Poseidon’s naughty child, Barnacles.

  • PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I find this hilarious

    Where do I sign?

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    I petition that henceforth all words be pronounced in the spirit of Greek heroes

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      “My testicles itch.”

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        All hail the mighty Testicules!

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      All hail the great Johncles

  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    Particle man particle man

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      when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?

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        Nobody knows

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        It took this post and recent bio classes to realize that this line refers to the hydrophilic nature of water molecules, so the reason it is a question if he gets wet underwater, is because a water molecule can’t get wet, as it’s water, and even if he isn’t a water molecule, they’re attracted to all particles including other water molecules, so the water would definitely get him.

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      Does whatever a particle can!

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      I can’t see my own post!

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        Struck down by the gods.

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        It’s a ghost!

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        Me neither

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        I can see it just fine, it says . . .

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    Also Thermo-meter rather than ther-mom-eter would be good

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      Bi-cycle instead of bi-sickle or motor-sickle instead of motor-cycle

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      One instance where the german pronounciation actually makes sense

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    What does “let’s meet those headlines” mean?

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      Meet those headlines [with all the flair that they give science journalism]

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    I will never not pronounce them that way now that I have seen this.

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    Reminds me of the fact that Helicopter is a compound noun of helico (spiral) and pter (wing).

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      So you’re saying it’s pronounced helicopter, and not helicopter?

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        And it’s also spelled accordingly!

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      I love me some Buffalo chicken pters.

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