I am a 5 year old cop

sag@lemm.ee · edit-2 1 year ago

Azzu@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

I thought the joke went

My kid: shoots a brown person

baked_tea@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Its “shoots dog”

Azzu@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D

u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I’m so proud of you son 🥹

MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker

sag@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

Me or OC?

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Probably OC, unless you edited the text.

sag@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

I steal meme ;)

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier

tegs_terry@feddit.uk · 1 year ago

Is that common then, for cops to eat free?

teft@startrek.website · 1 year ago

I want McDonalds.

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 1 year ago

Not even for a free meal…

Emerald@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer

[Diner]

Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

my 6 year-old: im a police