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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

Panera CEO lining up 1000 workers and forcing them to watch as he picks out ten random ones and forces them to drink the lemonade

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Panera CEO lining up 1000 workers and forcing them to watch as he picks out ten random ones and forces them to drink the lemonade

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I love shit like this because these dumbasses apparently think people in the past, or anywhere outside of boardrooms are motivated by making shareholders money. Like there’s a reason every company comes up with a mythology about its “mission”.

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Fuck you, pay me.

    Fuck you, pay me.

  • SovietyWoomy [any]@hexbear.net
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    If you want shareholders to motivate the employees, allow each employee to kill a shareholder of their choice whenever they do a good job.

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    Fuck this guy but tbf I read the article, he wasn’t complaining about the employees, he was agreeing it was ridiculous to think they care about maximizing shareholder value.

    • Scew [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      “We understand you don’t give a shit about the company because we’re making money off the lack of pay you’re receiving.” >.>

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I have never in my life worried about the shareholders.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    no no no not the lemonade AUGH I’m dying, THE CAFFEINE!

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    deleted by creator

  • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    The Thirst Games

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    Capitalists are playing with fire by dropping the facade and revealing what they’re all about, makes our job easier, but I don’t know what the hell they think they’re doing by talking like this

    Unvarnished parasitism is universally revolting to the vast majority of human beings

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